Stephen King would not be pleased

Because my total word count for creative writing this weekend is 440. Yep. That's it. And yes, the Husband has been working all weekend. And yes, my children do seem to be suffering from "concert hang-over." No disrespect to Mr King, but I wonder if the reason Mrs. King has 7 novels published to his 30+ has less to do with marketing and talent, and more to do with...well...how the parenting got sliced up. I could be wrong. Just a theory.