If I Had a Dog, I'd Call it Los Barcos...

This is the sort of
GIF I'd use.It's time for the monthly Ramble and aren't I glad about that. Because if I had to write  an update after the week just gone, my opening paragraph would be 'WTF???' Repeated forever in bold, next to a GIF of a dropped jaw. (For readers from the future, the UK just got a new PM, she tanked the economy, and we're all fucked.)
So let's delve into some escapism. But first, a quick preamble. 
Perimenopausal insomnia is the worst. Yep, I'm not mincing my words. I imagine a...