Wordle: I’m breaking up with you

September 20, 2022

Dear Wordle,

I’m writing this letter to tell you that I think it’s time for us to go our separate ways.

When we first met in January, I was delighted to finally find a relationship that was fun, easy, and only required my attention for a few minutes a day. I was intrigued by your simple 5-letter vocabulary, the fact that you always gave me 6 tries to understand you, and especially those times when you told me my game was “Impressive!” I was so enamored of you I even introduced...