The Next Action Hero (the decline of the lad's mag)

 I wrote this short story after discovering that Men's Health had overtaken FHM, in terms of sales. Thinking of sending it off to Men's Health, actually. Worth a shot.  They'll probably conclude that I'm a little bit weird. Anyway, enjoy.
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It's Sunday, therefore, I'm hungover. I have to make it through the day for no other reason, [...:]