And Now for Something Totally Different

So I really don't want to talk about anything serious today, or whine about something, I want to make a ridiculous poll (without really making an actual poll) strictly for audience participation.

Come out of your comfort zone of reading something that has meaning or topical interest and take this magical nonsensical journey with me…

If you woke up tomorrow with a special power–what would it be?

And I'm not talking "invisibility" or "power of persuasion" or "telling the future."

I'm talking for instance, for me, "ability to fold fitted sheets" that would be something completely unfathomable to me.

Or "ability to want to wash my dishes as soon as I use them".  "Ability to make a swan out of a napkin."

Only completely unawesome powers like "Ability to do taxes" (sorry accountants)…

So…what would be your power that's only partially drenched in mediocrity yet holds to be useful in some nerdy way?

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