Tweet of the Day, Unclaimed Metaphor Availability Alert edition. (Possibly NSFW)

A metaphor for what? …Well, that’s why it’s unclaimed! The possibilities are endless.

Uhm… it looks like this wrecked semi spilled a load of dildos and lube all over I-40! Great camera work, @news9! pic.twitter.com/bdFh3hGuNs

— The Lost Ogle (@TheLostOgle) September 15, 2022