For your hate-viewing pleasure…

…this introductory clip for LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RINGS OF POWER.

apparently this is the intro for the new LOTR show… this is what $750 million buys you pic.twitter.com/Jdod3nyVag

— Celestial Stud (@BigGulpAmerikan) August 31, 2022

I am struck by how quickly I decided I hated the elvish douchebro. He’s got that look, right? He looks like the kind of guy who made people make that nail polish that chemically reacts to the presence of roofies. I’m hoping that’s deliberate, because otherwise the actor got some baaaaaad direction, there.