Tour of West Side
Hop on the West Mass, Massachusetts tour.
Our town/city of West Mass in the western Massachusetts’ Pioneer Valley is situated midst the cities of West Springfield, Westfield, Springfield, and Holyoke. You may see today some of the gracious homes and wonderful restaurants the city is known for. We will drive by the West Mass Police Station, where the famous Major Crimes Unit Captain Rudy Beauregard and his dedicated detectives solve crimes committed by the most nefarious folks among us. Beauregard’s appearance is deceptive. He moves slowly but his brain is an OCD computer. His habit of repeatedly reviewing evidence until he sees a pattern annoys his team, but…they have acquired the habit from him and it works. I know you all are interested in our sleepy little city because of the multiple serial murderers who have deigned to reshape our reputation. I assure you there are many wonderful folks here who are involved in the education of our children, social work for our disabled, support for our elders, and are generally just fine folks.
We have K. B. Pellegrino to fault for her summarization of some of the evil deeds perpetrated in our city. As we drive by the locations of the settings of these murderous deeds, refer to your novels and I will answer your questions. Oops! It is now time for our coffee break at the famous Living Healthy Café where you can buy a once-in-a -lifetime perfect latte and a pastry to die for. Perhaps the staff will tell you secrets about the original owner and his demise. Careful stepping off the bottom step which is low. You have fifteen minutes. Thanks. Remember I am Ben, your driver. If you feel I’m doing a great job, there is a tip box in front of the bus.
Our town/city of West Mass in the western Massachusetts’ Pioneer Valley is situated midst the cities of West Springfield, Westfield, Springfield, and Holyoke. You may see today some of the gracious homes and wonderful restaurants the city is known for. We will drive by the West Mass Police Station, where the famous Major Crimes Unit Captain Rudy Beauregard and his dedicated detectives solve crimes committed by the most nefarious folks among us. Beauregard’s appearance is deceptive. He moves slowly but his brain is an OCD computer. His habit of repeatedly reviewing evidence until he sees a pattern annoys his team, but…they have acquired the habit from him and it works. I know you all are interested in our sleepy little city because of the multiple serial murderers who have deigned to reshape our reputation. I assure you there are many wonderful folks here who are involved in the education of our children, social work for our disabled, support for our elders, and are generally just fine folks.
We have K. B. Pellegrino to fault for her summarization of some of the evil deeds perpetrated in our city. As we drive by the locations of the settings of these murderous deeds, refer to your novels and I will answer your questions. Oops! It is now time for our coffee break at the famous Living Healthy Café where you can buy a once-in-a -lifetime perfect latte and a pastry to die for. Perhaps the staff will tell you secrets about the original owner and his demise. Careful stepping off the bottom step which is low. You have fifteen minutes. Thanks. Remember I am Ben, your driver. If you feel I’m doing a great job, there is a tip box in front of the bus.
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