Tweet of the Day, Making Your Own Plagues Of Egypt For… Reasons? edition.

I recommend that you do not ask why someone would do this. What if they told you? Then you would know.

EXPERTS ALARMED BY TEEN BREEDING MILLIONS OF FROGS FOR "FROG ARMY" https://t.co/IED5t6wuvA

— Joe Cunningham (@JoePCunningham) August 28, 2022

PS: I’m not a tree-hugger by any stretch of the imagination, but: I can see how dumping a million tiny frogs in a suburban neighborhood might be contraindicated.