Things I Want to Put Into My Brain Using The Sensory Input Nodes in My Eyes and Ears

FIRST, a response to a comment on last week's blog entry. Let me say, Cakeburnett, I appreciate your deep desire to NOT end a sentence in a preposition, especially one about my tiny dog. That is something up with which she will not put.

Ansley is a grammar Nazi, and if you muck about with THE QUEEN'S ENGLISH she gets upset and nibbles holes in my sheets. (True fact.) Just last week, someone split an infinitive in her presence, and she pooped in the guest room. SO, for you! The proper way to ...