Meet the Characters: Isira

Isira/Isis in Egyptian MythologyTime to learn a little bit about the woman behind Malachi's re-newed immortality (and his equally renewed sense of revenge). Isira is the mysterious and feared leader of the Guardians. Her past is somewhat of a mystery to them, not because she has anything to hide but because keeping who she is a secret is for their saftey well as the sake of all mankind. She can be a bit tempermental but let's face it, when you have had everything you ever loved taken from you by the people you call your family, you would be sort of a bitch too. Just be careful, the one thing she hates is her time being wasted.  She has a world to save but um, yeah--just see for yourself.
Isira makes her debut here in the stories "Fallen From Grace" and appears again in "Haunted".
As the battle for earth begins two reporters from CH&BB media decided to sit down with the leader of the Guardians to get an understanding of the battle for mankind that lies before us. Unfortunately, all we have is recorded video found at the scene of the interview. Both reporters  were nowhere to be found to verify the contents contained on the tape. Fortunately, we here at CH&BB were able to compose a transcript of the interview for your reading pleasure.
***Recording begins***
***A few inaudible things, moving around, then the interview begins***
Paparazzi 2: "My Colleague and I are here to bring attention to a rumored war that is brewing on earth. Joining us we have the regal beauty that is Isira, leader of the mysterious Guardians, sits poised in her throne of Black Marble, quietly reserved and stoic but it is without a doubt that one false move and she could easily take out anyone who becomes a threat."
Paparazzi 1: "Thank you for joining us today Isira."Isira: "Thank you for having me."
Paparazzi 2: "So this war that is coming, I understand you saw it forecoming in a vision?"Isira: -_- I wouldn't say vision, more like a "premonition".
Paparazzi 2: "Right. 'PRE-MO-NI-TION'"Isira: "I fail to see your amusement."
Paparazzi 1: "Ignore him, he's a skeptic. Tell us more about what we are up against."Isira: *staring at Paparazzi 2 before turning back to Paparazzi 1 to answer his question* "The Azura, a group of individuals determined to bring about mankinds destruction, has found a way to unleash him and bring forth hell on earth."
Paparazzi 2: "And why exactly do you care about *air quotes* "mankind".Isira: -_- "let's just say my stance is personal in nature."
Paparazzi 1: *cough* "let's try and lighten the mood up a bit, I want to know your favorite male and female celebrity and why for each."Isira: "How is this relevant?"
Paparazzi 1: "just trying to ligthen the mood, relax you a bit."Isira: "I'm relaxed." *looks around frustrated* "Fine, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt"
Paparazzi 1: "Why?"Isira: *sigh* "Next Question."
Paparazzi 1: "Ok, favorite advancement -- technological or otherwise."Isira: Does the Semi-Automatic handgun count?
Paparazzi 1: *shifts nervously* "I guess so."
Paparazzi 1: "You have graced us with your presence -- thank you by the way -- but why is it no one can verify that you exist? Why is it we can find no record of you anywhere? Has anyone ever actually seen you this close before?"Isira: *smirks* "If I tell you, I would have to kill you."
Paparazzi 1: "Ok, um moving on..."
Paparazzi 2: "I have one, your comic book crush."Isira: "Spawn -- Next question."
Paparazzi 1: "What about..."Paparazzi 2: "I'm not done yet -- I want her thoughts on Madonna's Pyramid bra -- you are from Egypt right?"Isira: Who?
Paparzzi 1: "What group or organization do you show support to?"Isira: *crosses legs then reaches up to rub temples* "The Human Society"Paparazzi 1: "I think you mean the HUMANE Society."Isira: "I know what I said."
Paparazzi 2: "What is one quality that a good lover needs in your bed?"Isira: "I don't like people who waste my time, and you sir, are wasting my time." *sitting foreward* "would you like to see what I do to people who waste my time?"
Paparazzi 2: *smiles* "I thought you would have said, golden phallace but," *shrug*
Paparazzi 1: "Leather or Fur?"Isira: *sneering and grinding teeth* "FUR"
Paparazzi 2: "Oh I have one!!! bacon or cheese?"Isira: *JUMPS OFF THRONE* "THAT'S IT!"
***Camera drops to the floor, the only thing visible is the legs of the interviewers chairs***
***more inaudible noise, muffled noises, a few screams then silence***
***Recording ends and screen goes black*** You can find more Isira here. Coming Soon.