The existence of OUIJA SHARK 2 implies the existence of OUIJA SHARK 1…

…but I refuse to go looking for it*.

Although I am oddly touched by the sheer devil-may-care attitude shown in the special effects. Truly, we have finally reached a point where computer animation may put anyone’s artistic vision upon the screen. …Anyone’s.

*Kevin Kulp, who is very possibly the definitive authority on crappy shark movies (he’s certainly the most definitive authority who will speak to me voluntarily), probably would feel I am being unkind to the first OUIJA SHARK. I doubt he’d think I was being unkind to the second one.

Ouija Shark was terrible and super-charming. They wouldn’t pay the filmmaker enough to make the sequel, though, so one of his actors took it. The results look… dubious.

— Kevin Kulp (@KevinKulp) August 13, 2022