Comedy Scene 12

"I am sorry about that Ehlana but alas my wife has forbidden me to take beautiful women out to dinner." Tarkin knew immediately he had said the wrong thing and grimaced.

"Wife? Wife. Do ye hear that sound? That be the sound of me broken heart crashing into the Mairi Sea. Right into the very heart of the harbor, in the mud, that will be where ye be finding me heart. The crabs be already eating on it. Why or why have all the good ones be taken? I think ye be the only man that could sway me from ...