Comedy Scene 16

[David and Nina are having a philosophical discussion next to a creek. David is speaking first:]


"When you meet god, what will you say?"

"Pfff... I'll kick it in the nuts."

"Him. Not 'it'." David wrenched a flat stone out of the sand. "If you're kicking a god in the nuts, it's a 'him'." He leaned closer, trying not to smile. "Do I need to explain this to you?"

"No." She pushed him away, laughing. "A real god couldn't be male. Or female. Or human or animal. I meant it-"

"Maybe god's a fungus." He p...