So I played hooky today.

My wife came upstairs and asked me if I wanted to go to the Guinness brewery and see her sister and her new SO and drink beers and I said YES. So we went and I drank a couple of beers and one of them was ridiculously better than its description would have suggested and I regret NOTHING. This is why I became an ADULT. That is: to do things, and then capitalize the last words of my SENTENCES.