Tweet of the Day, I Don’t Suppose The Illuminati Has a Super-Serum Designed For Knees? edition.

What? It’s worth a shot*. The worst that can happen is, they’ll say ‘No.’

Russia Says It’s Losing Because Ukraine Has Experimental Mutant Troops Created in Secret Biolabs https://t.co/UXVH77ufoM

— Jon Cooper (@joncoopertweets) July 19, 2022

*Literally. Besides, it’s my tax money that’s being spent here. If they’ve got something that helps with knees and converts body fat to hyper-reflexes… hey, man, pass that sh*t over.