Five (5) days left for free shipping, disturbing inscriptions, and stinky pages

Only five days left to preorder Charactered Pieces: stories and receive all of the following cash and prizes:

Free shippingA (very) personal inscription. Note the specific name you would like the inscription made out to in the PayPal comments area. Also, note my use of the word "very;" I warn you: you may be disturbed by what I write. If you would rather a flat-signed, or "clean" copy, note that in the PayPal comments area as well.A picture of me signing the...