If great classics had been written today.

@ me Ishmael. ~ Moby Dick

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in advertising. ~ Pride and Prejudice

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Aureliano Buendía was to remember that distant afternoon when his father friended him on Facebook. ~ 100 Years of Solitude

Bella, light of my life, fire of my shimmery loins. ~ Lolita

Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is eventually on reality television. ~ Anna Karenina

[Redacted by editor] ~ Finnegan's Wake