Tweet of the Day, I Have A Different Reaction To Nerf’s Murph edition.

It is not a thing of horror to me.

Hasbro has just introduced, and this is not a joke, their new nightmarish mascot for NERF brand products named "Murph."

Murph's terrifying catchphrase is "unleash the play in you."

Here is Murph: pic.twitter.com/THZYb02sKY

— Alex Zalben (@azalben) June 17, 2022

It is a thing that can be consumed. Consumed in the whispering fire of a hungry full-auto Nerf machine gun. And, oh, yes: play shall be unleashed. So much play…