The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, ...

The year is 2184, average earth temperature has doubled, only a few million people remain on earth. A green-movement managed to travel back to 2022. What are they doing?

Having sex with trees.

Because they don’t know how plants work. They think it’ll make baby trees. And those will grow to provide, like, a bunch of shade.

They are dumb. Because all the schools burned up. Because of all of the heat in 2184.

Guys, it’s so hot.