Everything In The World

Everything in the world seems so sad and chaotic right now that I can't seem to find useful words about any of it. I could do a litany like "We Didn't Start The Fire" -- "Alex Kaminsky, Sean Payton, Wendell Allen, cat named Satan" -- but, as you see, I'm not as good a rhymer as Billy Joel. So I'll just leave this thing that kinda sums it up for me:

The $450 Hoodie

I wonder if Geraldo thinks it makes its wearer look like a criminal.

New eBay auctions are up: hardcovers of Drawing Blood, The Value of X, The Devil You Know, and Antediluvian Tales; chapbooks R.I.P. and The Seed of Lost Souls. Thanks for looking!