On Trans Guys and Alpha Males

So there was this Trans Guy I was chatting with not too long ago. Told him I was going to hang out with my buddies, and he asked, “So, like – do you and your buddies suck each other off?”

No, not exactly, I said. Mostly we just get drunk and complain about our jobs.

Speaking of my job, there’s this guy I work with. Real Alpha Male type. Muscular, tattoos, likes to show you pictures of his infant son next to his lifted pickup truck. One day he asked me, “So what do you like to go by? Leo? O...