"Caution: Unexpected honking"

So I'm sitting here, writing this, watching the finals of the Over 35 Bronze Man-Lady. I assume that's hyphenated. It could be, at a pinch, a slash. And before you go all taste and decency on me, it's a ballroom dancing competition, and Man-Lady is a category that simply denotes a man dancing with a lady. Unnecessary clarity, I feel, unless there are categories I don't know about like Man-Rotary Washing Line or Gnu-Lady.

Daughter B is taking part - she just won her third trophy. I'm sitting on...