Bored Meeting 4

Evil Editor has called an emergency meeting of his board of directors. "No one's doing the writing exercises anymore," he says. "We need a new feature for Sundays."

"Maybe we just need better topics," his second-in-command suggests.

EE glares at her, but finally says, "Okay, we'll go around the table, and I want a clever and potentially hilarious idea from each one of you."

"A pictorial essay section documenting the lives of living cartoonists?" suggests the Picture Editor. EE snorts in derision...