Bored Meeting 8

"Picture it," said a long-time female member of the Minion Board (and very hot). "It's spring 2007, and minions new and old have sent so many dialogue scenes in for you to look it, it takes you all damn weekend to look them over. And it messes up your basketball watching because you get so damn many in, but still, it's fun and it's good. We all read. We all comment. It's a fucking dialogue love-in, baby."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," said Sparky.

"Hey, you can yeah-yeah-yeah me all you want, but in th...