The Ballad of Captain Placeholder

Stuff's coming, kids, have no fear. I desperately needed sleep last night, and today I got up and crossed the state line to help move six million tons of stuff at The Source, the greatest comics and games store for hundreds of miles in any direction. It was heartening to see so many geek volunteers out in force to heave stuff around. I came home reduced to a state of noodle-hood. I will return.