Meteorite Hits Dinosaurs

Anthony McIntyre ✒ From somewhere deep within the Heaven so many of them fervently claim to believe in, a meteorite was hurled at the Dinosaur Unionist Party, forcing it to retreat even deeper into the forest to ponder the discovery that its species is no longer dominant. Was it punishment for not halting the progress of women's reproductive rights, or did it have its provenance in the party's