If I Added Sixteen

wheels to my bicycle

would you call it a semi,

for it would surely be

an eighteen-wheeler?

Or would I need a trailer

would the trailer need

to be tall enough

to get stuck

under low bridges?

If I had a bridge

in my mouth

could you cross

the river of my tongue?

and could I

still use a toothpick

And does a dentist

consider it roadwork

when he takes

a tiny pickax

to my tooth?

and if I added

sixteen teeth

to my bicycle

would it be

a bite-cycle?