Musk buys Twitter.

I am not exactly of two minds on this; it’s more like I had two mildly divergent impulses in my response. First one:

I for one welcome our new neo-Heinleinite rocket-ship digital landlord.

— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) April 25, 2022

.aannnnd here’s the other.

Learn to mine coal.

— Moe Lane (@Ogiel23) (@moelane) April 25, 2022

I know, I know. I just couldn’t resist. I’m only flesh and blood!