Singing skunks

As two books wait on whatever it is that causes me to allow them years of my life, other ideas for other tales beckon.  Once living in Malibu, I looked down into a deep and hidden valley of incredible human riches and imagined one of those landscaped mansions belonged to Steven Spielberg, a man who has found a way to Pasteurize the Land of Faerie.  Just as Disney did.  Tinkerbell instead of Titiana.  Singing skunks instead of the Lord of the Hunt.  Cute aliens.  Cute cute acute cut.  What if...