Brain...

Do any of us even take five minutes in our day to pat ourselves on the head and say, "Wonderful brain. Nice brain. Sweet brain. What will I do without you? Such a goooood braaaain!" None of us, really. No wonder it makes us forget where we kept our car keys, or drive us semi-insane by making us question why we entered the kitchen. If the brain is feeling especially mischievous, it will make you oversleep on an important day. And if the brain is feeling particularly upset, it will make you carry your dinner plate to the bathroom sink instead of the kitchen and force you to doubt your own existence as you look around for a criminal ten seconds and wonder where the stove went. And these are just some of the bizarre things an under-appreciated brain can make you experience. And you haven't seen its dark side yet, of which I entirely approve. "Gooooood braaaaain!"