Slightly Alive

blows the dust off the blog

coughs

sneezes

tries to type through blurry eyes

Hello, world! Thought it was about time I brought this blog back from the dead. I’ve always wanted a zombie blog. Not a blog about zombies, mind you, but a blog that drags its feet and groans and grunts and wanders onto your lawn. A blog that’s only mostly dead. Mostly dead and slightly alive, persevering against the odds in pursuit of its One True Purpose: finding the six-fingered man.

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