Tweet Thread of the Day, This Is A Very Good Filk Of Gilbert & Sullivan edition.
I want it understood that I hold this piece in the highest regard.
I used to have a tank brigade but now I have lost several
— Andrej (@AndrejNkv) March 25, 2022
My fresh assaults are faltering with battleplans extemporal
I can't recover vehicles but farmers in a tractor can
It's all becoming rather reminiscent of Afghanistan
My ordnance is the best but only half my missiles make it there
— Andrej (@AndrejNkv) March 25, 2022
I would have thought by now that we would be controllers of the air
But at the rate the snipers work my time here is ephemeral
I am the very model of a Russian Major General
…I just felt it needed a coda.
For my military's structure, tho' deemed fine for this adventure-y,
— Ogiel (Moe Lane) (@Ogiel23) March 26, 2022
Was copy-pasted poorly from the 20th's Red Century.
But still in matters at the front, in operations tactical,
I am the very model of a Russian Major Gene
