Arachnomancer Is Going HaremLit!

Guys, I have seen the light—and the stacks of cash—HaremLit is where it’s at. And rightfully so. Since before the first book came out, the only question being asked was, “Spider waifus?”YES! Your wishes are my command. But there exists a serious and not all too small of a problem. What ratio of spider-to-human does everyone want?Of course. Duh! Just do everything: human top, spider bottom; spider top, human bottom; and perhaps the most popular of all, spider with a human head.