Lockdown Revisited

My wife and I are currently in Lockdown. It is, however, voluntary and, although it is happening on the two-year anniversary of the first UK Lockdown, this is not an attempt to recapture the magic. It is, instead, due to an awkward event looming in our not-too-distant future where, through no fault (or choice) of our own, we will be required to appear at an officially recognized, Government ordained, testing centre, to submit to a PCR test. Failure—to appear or to pass—will deny us permission to...