Some of the Ministers Behind "None Are Safe Until All Are Safe"

The other day I got to thinking about the individuals behind the global diktat of "none are safe until all are safe", which inevitably led to me to national health ministers. The following is a sample of some of the people who have been working overtime during the birdemic to ensure the safety and health of citizens within their respective countries. 

Take a deep breath -- this is gonna hurt . . .  Belgium: Because nothing says health like a pasty moon face and a double chin the size of Brussels. United Kingdom: The Uncle Fester of national health United States: Create your own commentary. Germany: I vant every Cherman zu be healzy like me! Canada: I honestly don't know where to begin. Spain: The Austin Powers of health ministers. Yeah, baby! Yeah! Russia: This guy gets the award for most intimidating health minister in the world because in Russia, you don't question the health minister; the health minister questions you! I don't think the birdemic bug would dare to infect this man. Note added: The decision to investigate health ministers was partly inspired by a post from another blog.