Three Good Reasons Not to Walk into the Sun Like a Sun Lemming

Not that I was planning to. Really. But you know, some days you think, "Well if I DID walk in the sun like a sun lemming, at least I wouldn't have to clean up this enthusiastic spray of dog sick I have just discovered in my guest room."

One: My book is sitting by Stephen King's book on the bus. THEY MIGHT SHARE LUNCH. THEY MIGHT MAKE OUT.

Translation: A Grown-Up Kind of Pretty has made the Audible All-Stars List. This is a list of Audible's highest rated listens for the last three months.

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