And there it is! Today's Best Typo

And it's a goody and well in keeping with the usual ilk.

"Micum used the tongs from the mantelpiece to light his pile with an ember from the fire." (for those of you who don't know, "pile" is an old word for hemroid)

I really to make myself laugh sometimes, or maybe it's just the 18 glasses of iced tea I've had so far today . . . Punchy? Me?