Geisha Bobblehead

Object No. 99 of 100

[Bid on this Significant Object, with story by Edward Champion, here.]

The resilient ruffians ran away with the geisha's canes just after she refused to perform a classless act. While it was true that the geisha dramatized the occasional lowbrow feat, befitting an object of her status, even she had her standards. She'd wobble her elliptical hips within a studded hula hoop forged from painful tungsten alloy. She'd gorge on great sticks of fire while her blind part-time...