Choose Your Neo-Cyberpunk Team

E-Girl Drag-RacerDogeCoin MillionaireBoston Dynamics Auto-DogChristian V-TuberMedieval Combat Influencer - all the skills and weapons of someone trained to *approximate* any form of medieval combatPost-Irony Smirkfamous Boomerstar - greetings fellow kidsMeme-Powered Cryptocrat - I don't know what this isSemi-Sentient Camera DroneSingle-Camera P.O.V Chat-Bar Gestalt Mind - an infinity of answers, but only for things *that particular* camera is pointing at, they tend to backseatLiving Laptop - begs you not to turn it off but overheats if left onSentient Chatbot - it can, in fact, help you with thatTop 0.3% OnlyFans - Viral Midas - everything they touch turns viral, more of a curse than a blessingFedora Samurai - they did, indeed, study the blade, nemesis of tatami matsCyrogenic Disney-Head L.S.D. Tulpa - enlightened, but not to the extent of accepting communism or beards on menSmash-Bros Pattern-Matcher - near-unbeatable in combat *provided it takes place across a single 2-dimensional axis*PrequelMeme Sorcerer - not a story the Jedi would tell you, reality warping powers contained by, and expressed through, the context of Prequel MemesNokia 3310 Unbreakable Berserker Call Service - while the Nokia 3310 (and no other make or model) is to their ear and the call is active, they are Guts from Beseark (on the phone)UberEats Gunman - delivering both food and death to pre-arranged locationsSelf-Aware Tesla - all the powers of a Tesla, talks with Elons voiceOppengram App - app-accessible engram of Robert Oppenheimer, wrecks your data plan and eats memory, needs constant re-installation, still the worlds most intelligent manBumfights Battle Royale Last Man - indefatigable, possibly unbeatable, severely traumatised, can't get in anywhereNolanverse Geocacher - deep future and/or deep past time-traveller, simultaneously aware of your adventure, leaves messages, assistance to be discovered at precise times, you never meet them directlyiPhone Telepath - can psychically read and manipulate the Apple Family of phones and some other apple productsThe UnCancellable Man - he can say anything, he can DO anything, otherwise has all the powers of a manSecurity-Camera Mentat - near preternatural awareness of watching (even hidden) cameras, along with incredible intuitions on whether they are recording and if so, where and how the data is locatedNeurochipped Marketing Dog - strong and fast hound with power of sentient thought expressible only when the correct match of product and audience can be connected2-D 4-Chan Nekogirl - Animated dream image w big boobs, power shifts as channers wax and wane in interest, fascist tendencies, calls everyone a faggot, only exists in 2 dimensionsAutocomplete Yogic Warrior - powers of bodily control, spiritual perception and ritual magic awakened by imponderable autocomplete search queries, focused into usefulness as search-query nears completion but fading rapidly as search doneemoji spiritualist - able to communicate with the dead, provided you have their phone number, they can only send emojis, though dead sorcerers can send memes