Valhalla...

If I ever get a cat or dog as a pet companion in future, I would like to name them 'Valhalla'. That way, whenever my cat meows or my dog barks, I can slowly turn to my friends with a serious battle-ready expression, pretend to dab war-paint on my face and say, "Valhalla is calling me..." I bet the Vikings will approve and raise their mead horns as they laugh and yell, "Skol!"
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Published on March 11, 2022 16:42
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