The Great Levity in it All

In Cooperland, there are many devout sleuths. On the hunt for new clues and suspects these gumshoes have lightened the burden of solving this great unsolved mystery with levity, self-styled panache and great humor.

Bruce Smith is one of those gumshoes. Last night, this intrepid reporter from the Mountain News in Washington State sent around an e-mail informing of a new discovery he made.

"I was soon to learn that my heart had experienced a 95% blockage in the rear circumflex coronary artery," he writes in this must-read account.

Good lord. Good news: he's recovering and on the mend. Get better Bruce, we need you out there looking for Danny Boy.