I Suck

So, I've been pretty much the worst blogger ever lately. I could rattle off about a billion different excuses for my absence, but it would all be very depressing and I'm so not in the mood for depressing.

Honestly, I've spent the last few weeks holed up, watching trashy TV, telling anyone who will listen that I want everyone to sit shiva for me when I die just like in a Jonathan Tropper book. Oh, and I've been making lots of inappropriate comments at solemn events, because if there's one thing I'm awesome at, it's inappropriate comments.

So, yeah. I'm focused on figuring out a way to channel all of my suck into some awesome blog posts and a killer revision. And I'm getting there. I really am. Life is too short to spend too much time pissed off at how unfair it is.

In the mean time please forgive me for being a terrible friend/blogger/writer/person/mom/wife/sister/woman. For better or worse, I'm sure I'll be back to my normal self sooner rather than later.