Danica Patrick Has A Type, And It’s Not Me

That’s what the article was going to be about at first as I was reading about Danica Patrick on Your Daily Sports Fix. And then, I happened to notice something when I did my own research. They had the photos wrong and that’s pretty bad when you think that anyone who cares to run an online news site would pay better attention to detail when writing, editing, and publishing an article.

Danica Patrick was married to Paul Edward Hospenthal from 2005 to 2013 and this is an image that Your Daily Sports Fix chose to put a face with a name. Immediately, I thought he looked a little like Aaron Rodgers. But the article went on to talk about Hospenthal and their years of marriage.

Sadly, they ended up splitting and the article went on to talk about her life after her marriage. She’s quite the entrepreneur and after retiring from driving, she’s been able to put together a great celebrity life of her own. Then, she met Aaron Rodgers.

The article represented that relationship with this image:

Well now, that’s a remarkable resemblance those two boyfriends of hers have. Paul and Aaron look exactly alike. So, that’s what I was originally going to write about because it’s sort of a shtick of mine. All these beautiful celebrities and me, I don’t stand a chance and I know it.

But I definitely don’t look like Paul nor Aaron. The thing is that Paul doesn’t look like Aaron either. After doing a quick search for images of him, this is what he actually looks like:

Not even close. So, you know what that means? That’s right. I still have a chance.

Okay, I’ve given Your Daily Sports Fix a hard enough time. It’s actually easier than you think to make a mistake when the internet is all you’re using to get your facts straight. Images of people we’ve never met in person can get easily mixed up.

But, I Know This Is Danica Patrick I Have A Gut FeelingThat This Is Danica PatrickAnd This Is Her Too!

I just don’t want to live in a world where this is not Danica Patrick.

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