I’m Calling It A Draw

Bagpipes: 1 Human: 1

Burns Night came. And went. And somewhere in there, I piped the microwaved haggis (meat and vegetarian) in to the tune of A Man’s a Man for A’ That, while my wife read Address to a Haggis, both works by Robbie Burns. I put a great deal of practice into that performance but, alas, you wouldn’t know it.

The best thing I can say about my piping is that I was the best bagpipe player in the room. Consequently, everyone thought it was great, whereas I knew better.

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