Christmas in March

So, my own personal Santa Claus, knowing my love of visual stimulation, sent me a smorgasbord of mind crack. Some of it had my eyes popping out of my head, all of it had me wet and dripping, but there were a choice few pictures that I simply had to go back to over and over again. Being that I have several readers who have the same visual tastes that I do, I wouldn't feel right if I hoarded these to myself. So, without further adieu …