Loki A to Z (TV) 💚💛🖤

“I would not be the villain that thou think'st”

— William Shakespeare

Today's blog post is the sequel to an A to Z that I created a couple of years ago for Loki, the legendary God of Mischief and my favourite fictional character. It's just for fun—or perhaps mischief would be a better word 😏. Loki is complicated, unpredictable, and very smart. It's no wonder so many different authors have given the character a starring role in their stories.  You can find my previous A to Z here, and I hope you enjoy the updated version! Thank you very much for visiting my blog 💕.

A is for Absurd. “Please sign to verify this is everything you've ever said.”“What?”“Sign this, too.”“Oh, this is absurd.”
B is for Bad. “You see, I know something children don't.”“What's that?”“That no one bad is ever truly bad. And no one good is ever truly good.”
C is for Clever. “You're very clever.”“I know.”
D is for Dagger. “So, you didn't try to stab him?”“Certainly not. Take no offense, my friends, but blades are worthless in the face of a Loki sorcery.”
E is for Expert. “So let's bring in an expert.”“That's me.”
F is for Frigga. “You know, when I was young, she'd do these little bits of magic for me. Like turn a flower into a frog, or cast fireworks over the water. It all seemed impossible. But she told me that one day, I'd be able to do it too because... because I could do anything.”
G is for Get. “Come and get me!”
H is for Hel. “Is this Hel? Am I dead?”
I is for “I live within whatever path I choose.”
J is for Jet skis. “I think a TVA agent showing up on a jet ski on the Sacred Timeline... that would create a branch for sure.”“It'd be fun though.”“Yeah. It'd be really fun.”
K is for Kind. “We've grabbed enough temporal aura to know it's our Loki Variant. But which kind of Loki, remains unknown.”“They're the lesser kind, to be clear.”
L is for Love. “OK, look. You don't trust me. You can trust one thing. I love to be right.”
M is for Magic. “That was me using magic to dry my clothes. So I don't announce myself with every squeaky footstep like the rest of you.”
N is for Nightmare. “This is a nightmare.”
O is for Off the Rainbow Bridge. “I could go down to Asgard before Ragnarok causes its complete destruction, and I could do anything I wanted. I could, let's say, push the Hulk off the Rainbow Bridge.”
P is for Plead. “Madam, a god doesn't plead.”
Q is for Quip. “I don't have a quip. I've got nothing to say.”
R is for Robot. “Do a lot of people not know if they're robots?”
S is for Stab. “I'd never stab anyone in the back. That's such a boring form of betrayal.”
T is for Throne. “How about this one? My army, my throne.”
U is for Understand. “Now I understand why Thor found this so annoying.”
V is for Variants. “Ah, hello. Which one of us are you?”
W is for Wolf. “We have a saying in Asgard. Where there are wolf's ears, wolf's teeth are near.”
X is for eXhausting. “Did you watch any of the training videos you were supposed to?”“Well, as many as I could stand. Your TVA propaganda is exhausting.”
Y is for You. “Mock me if you dare.”
Z is for Zzzz.