crookedkryptonitebeliever:
Throwback to the time where me...
Throwback to the time where me and my friends were discussing about greek gods, now I know almost nothing about the mythology except the very, very fundamental basics.
They asked me to list down the ones i know, and i just fuckin say “Pomegranates” without a second thought while listing.
They stopped me and asked me to repeat what i said, so i really repeated “Miss Pomegranates”. They asked who is that i said the wife of “Dead Greek god” (i couldnt remember the word ‘Underworld’ back then), the iconic duo “Hades and Pomegranates”. Where Hades kidnapped Pomegranates because he is lonely.
Rightfully so they lost their shit, i was still so confused as to why at the time.
Turns out i was referring to Persephone. Fuckin Persephone ATE Pomegranate seeds. Not the other way round.
I got a nickname of “Pomegranate Enthusiast” now cause this mishap happened not once but twice, the other instance was when i called that small dog breed a “Pomegranate Dog”.
Turns out it was a Pomeranian.
