You In The Size Zero Pants, Finish Your Carrot Sticks And Skip This Post

As I promised on Twitter earlier, here's your Big Girls' Guide to Online Style post. (If you'd all hold on for a moment while I congratulate myself for actually doing what I promised I'd do when I promised I'd do it and not, say, at some distant point in the future when everyone will have forgotten the original promise, I'd appreciate it.) (Of course, I'm pretty much writing this post as a way to put off my first round of book revisions.) (Apparently the only way to get me to do anything is t...