A New Panzerism

 Panzer on cat sports:
Mom said there's something called the Olympics starting next month. She said it's where a bunch of humans get together.They do sports they enjoy to see who is the best at them.
So a bunch of my cat friends and I got together and ... decided to have a Cat Olympics.
We voted on our favorite sports and ...  Here are the Cat Olympics Events:
1) Litter Toss Distance Competition

All sports we're good at.
2) Hairball Hurling Competition

3) 2 Meter Curtain Climb Competition

4) Hide the car keys Competition

5) Timed Long Nap Competition